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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via funny-and-clever-url)

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Greatest outfit of all time
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foreverkeeks:

jambo—mrembo:

inlovewithwhitemen:

inmyivystance:

thedopesoul:

ragersaurus:

silentrhetoric:

naturalbods:

Truth.

Wow.. I didn’t know that

File under : things I wasn’t taught in school

oh wow.

Word.

Reblog the hell out of this everyone.

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mishasminions:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

#PHOTOGRAPHY
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welookoutuponthesea:

lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

shadowwolf727:

perchu:

alexiantoinette:

perchu:

calypso-oswald:

perchu:

yea-nah:

vio-and-his-tupla:

karetahana:

thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 
it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

doctor when
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theperksofbeingliley:

bewwbs:

assvssin:

omg

HOWWWWWWWWw

Magiiiiccccc💫🌟✨
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randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

(via youremomdidntsaythat)

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goldenxpvssy:

lestieandduh:

10282009:

fashionjunki:

iplayydirtyy:

queenofbeerss:

hoes-nd-clothes:

chocolate-socrates:

see this what i do when you hitting some cat from behind and she got some cheeks, you let her throw it back like that and just watch the ass bounce … then you talk shit to her, cussing, and all that, talk real real nasty and she should flip her hair and turn around to look at what she doing, winking at you or smiling, saying your name or whatever … when she do that you grab a handful of her hair right above her neck and tug lightly but with force and kiss her, tongue and all, then kiss her neck, and then lick down her spine, spank her on the ass then grab her hips and fuck her like you bout to do a life bid in the booty house, spread them cheeks and get deeper and hit nothing but kat, she should start telling you that she bout to nut, slow it down and just deep stroke the pussy with a hand around her throat and the other gripping a cheek .

^^

Homie on point

daaaaaaamn

😩😩😩😩 damn



😩😩😩😩😩

!!!!!!!!!^
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youremomdidntsaythat:

europhia:

your intelligence is not measured by grades

it is in this society and it’s shitty how this whole damn website can see that it isn’t a test in school that wagges your knowledge it wagges your ability to memorize random ass shit

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Where karina fine ass at?

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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via exteriors)

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crackrock-kids:


my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck
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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via sinisterg0d)

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

iswearimnotnaked:

bookworm8199:

iswearimnotnaked:

because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ ̧͉̻̼̬̖̠͗̃ͧ̏̀͘͝͝ ̛̝̦͖̮̺̹̹͈̹̹͉͓̃̉ͫ̄ͭ̈́̂̍̾͗̃͑̐͊͛͝͡ ̸̷̬̪̥̝̱̯̥͎̗̼̞̭͕̼̦͑ͦ̄͊͆̌̈̄̓̑ ̵̲̺͙̦̼̰̩͎͙̤͎̯͕͇͂̾̏̀ͨ̂͛̌ͭͥ̊̉̇̆ͨ͛

THATS JUST ABOUT THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

C̫͎͚̝͎̕Ĺ͇̪̝̞̹A͏̴̰͕̩̲͉̻̱̯P̞͚̜̻͚̩̱̹̤͠ ̼͈̤̦̳͖A̭͟͝L̼̭̯̻Ò̤̭̦͜͝Ṉ̭̬͎̥̦́G̡͖̪͔͈͔͎̼͢ ̸̢̟͈̥̺̮ͅÍ̵̷̜̖̻F̴̵̛̱̩͈̼ ̶͏̹̬̗̦Y̤̱̖̫O̶̯̜̟̺͎̲̯̣U͏̷̯͍ ̲͓̰̖̺̭̖F̸҉̩̼E̵͖̮̝̩̝̜͕̬E͏̟͉̦̤̯͈̣͓L̩͔͖

Ǐ͚̯̘̰͚͍͓̤̀̀’̶̨̜̖̰̼̬̭͇͍̿̋ͭ́ͨͬ͆̿̀m̲͎̭͉̹̹̯͕̒͋ͫ͛̀̎͝ ̡̍̿ͪ͡҉̱̝͚͇l͉̘̪̲̲̠̱ͭ̉̉ͯͧo̟͖̗͈̥̯͊̔͒ͭ͝v̛̍ͪ͋͛̆ͤ̋ͯ͏̪͠ͅȋ̪̣̻̖͚̫̝ͣ̍̓ͤn̵̨͍̥̝̰ͧ̀̅͂ͣ͞g̴̭̺͉̫͖̩̦̜̔́ͮ̈̃͑ ͋͂ͮ̎̚͡҉̸̣̜̰͉̤i̴̡̹͙͛́̀̅tͯ̅͒͂̏̍̀̾͢҉̵͙͕̙̦͎̖